team south park

Jag har bestämt mig för att jag är på "team south park" och ska hädanefter tillägna mitt liv åt att göra narr av rödhåriga.... moahahha. allt för att min nya favvis på youtube ska fortsätta göra videos...

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?
They've both got ice on the inside.
How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
When they're with a blonde.
Why do redheads take the pill?
Wishful thinking.
What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
A hostage.
What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A mutant.
What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
An interpreter.
Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest?
They needed a level playing field.
Why are redheads flat chested?
It makes it easier to read their T- shirts.
What's the difference between a redhead and a jelly?
A jelly wobbles when you eat it.
How can you tell when a redhead's been using a computer?
There are lipstick marks on the screen.
What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Shocked.
What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The invitation.